Driving home from San Diego, there's a 45 mile stretch of 2-lane freeway. Today, I (along with like, 20-some other cars) got stuck behind a woman driving a Mercury M-something or other, who decided, in the fast lane, to match the speed of the 55-mph big rig in the slow-lane. Anyway, her bumper sticker?
In bright yellow:
'If It Can Be Done ... I Can Be the One!"
Ah yes. Old women drivers. Don't let this happen to you.