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Excuses, Excuses.

You want to know why I haven't been posting much lately? I'll tell you why (afterall, that's the whole point of the blog). Because it's the winter, and being that I live in a garage, it's #$)*&! cold. and what do i do when it gets cold? i go inside the damn house, where it isn't that cold. or i go to reina's house, where it's oh-so-warm.

"I'll live in a garage!" I thought. "It'll be so fun, I'll save $300 a month in rent and get to buy those Dvds I wanted (which I got, btw. 30 freaking Dvds, that's right, hell yeah.)" The downside? At 5 p.m., I go inside the house, until I have to sleep, at which point, I head back into garage and crawl under flannel sheets, one standard cotton blanket, one fleece blanket, and two down comforters.

And then there's the fact that when it rains, there's a big waterfall right in front of the front door, which means when I need to go from my room to the house, I need to be very careful of not only snails, but ... well, the big waterfall.

Thought: Is it worth the bigger room and $300 a month?

....

Yes. Afterall, I now own the Indiana Jones DVD set.

posted by Doug 6:25 PM

Things Best Left Unsaid

Ha! Overheard in the commuter lounge.

Boyfriend: I heard the Irish have small penises.
Girlfriend: Oh. Aren't you Irish?

OucH!

posted by Doug 11:54 AM

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