Have I written about this before? I might have, I don't know. Allow me to say "FUCK."
You can't tell from my charming demeanor on this site, but I stand a measly 5 foot 7.5. You can tell it's short because I feel compelled to make sure you know there's a .5 there.
Wait, wait. I think I've written about this before, something about HGH and Rivers Cuomo.
But that completely blows to know I'll be pulling less cash because I'm shorter. Sigh. At least I'm not a woman.