the freeway slowdance

Battery Sucks.

I'm getting really bad at this posting regularly thing. Communication in general is failing miserably. My phone battery only lasts a couple hours now, on standby, and about 5 minutes talking. What is that? I used to have a Sanyo SCP-4500 that I dropped a million times from a moving bike, a moving skateboard, a moving car, even left in the fucking SPRINKLERS outside for a couple days before I remembered where it was. It was as big as a candybar, but it also had a speaker phone on it and would tell me who was calling.

"Incoming call from," it would say, and then tell me what beautiful baby needed my attention. "Incoming call from Jessica Alba." and I would pick it up and say "hey Jessica Alba, I'm hanging out with Heidi Klum, if you want to come over." Those were the days.

My newer phone, all it does is blow. It doesn't even ring properly, I have to keep it on vibrate just to hear it. Now, because of the Motorola C331, neither Jessica Alba or Heidi Klum calls anymore and I have to hang out with c-rate forgotten girls like Jodie Sweeten. No offense, Jodie, but you know how we do.

As soon as my contract is over (which admittedly, is forever from now), I'm switching back to Sprint. And then I'll call Jessica back up and say "hey honey, long time no talk. I got the new Sanyo." and everything will be okay.