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The Cool Thing about Asians

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EVEN WITHOUT the breast feeding, we can own with cool skits of Ping Pong action, live and in the flesh. Ah yes. This is as badass as it gets. Apologies that this isn't that personal, but holy cow is it cool.

posted by Doug 10:03 PM

The Problem with Asians.

My mom would've breast-fed me, but, being asian, she doesn't have them. This is thoroughly disappointing, as I feel like I've been shafted in terms of immune system and IQ.

Do you ever feel like you're just on the cusp of some moment of clarity? Like, just around the corner, if you could just clear the haze, the entire world would make sense? And I'm constantly trying to find ways to break through this (see 07/18 Tuna Post). Damn. Enough bitching.

posted by Doug 9:08 AM

There Was A Post Here about A Fridge and a Party

There WAS a post here about a fridge breaking down and a wicked lingerie party with a stripper and girls in lingerie, and a cop and Patrick and Harold getting lap dances, and the whole nine yards.

But I accidentally deleted it. How appropriate.

posted by Doug 8:38 PM

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