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Sometimes, when I wake up, I can hear a pair of muffled voices talking and maybe some banging around in the kitchen. And I think "I am 8 years old again, and it is Sunday and my parents are making breakfast. In a moment they will put on chinese pop-songs on the stereo, and I will get up and brush my teeth. While I read the comics, they will say 'Scrambled?'" And I know that the past 12 years of my life were all a dream and in five minutes I will forget it all, as people tend to do with dreams.

It is bliss.

And then I open my eyes, and I realize that I am not 8 years old, that today I must write an essay and go to work. But I am not sad, because maybe tomorrow, I will wake up.

posted by Doug 9:48 AM

when i think about you, i touch myself.

no. no i don't. not today. even though i want to. we're holding out for more money.

posted by Doug 12:45 AM

I think I'm going to stop hanging with Rosie and her Five Sisters.
It just gets so depressing. Afterwards you feel like a loser. Such a waste of time and energy.

Let's see how long I can hold out.
Day 1. Doing fine. Tired from not sleeping enough last night, but no urges yet.

posted by Doug 9:08 AM

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